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Monday, November 7, 2016

Relationship Terms #2

            So Mel,

            I would like us to sign our marriage certificate
            at the local Magistrates Court.

            I don't think we should have a reception
            until much later,
            when conditions are favourable.

            We can have our bases at various locations
            around the globe,
            including at Coogee.

But, I would like to travel with you,
and be with you,
when you are on trips of any substantial length of time.
This would include, when you are filming on location.
Short trips of a week or under,
may be too quick for me to cope with.

 
I could only travel with you overseas
if it was in your personal jet,
                                                         as I would develop blood clots
                                                         from sitting too long in a commercial aircraft.
                                                         In your aircraft, I could move around, and also,
                                                         we can tailor the trips to be able to take breaks
                                                         at designated stop-overs.
                                                         (As far as I know,
                                                         I still have the blood clot in my lower left leg)

                                                         As with any relationship,
                                                         there needs to be an understanding about sex and finance.

                                                         Sex
                                                         We need to understand that both of us,
                                                         can only do sexual things with each other,
                                                         and no-one else.

                                                         Finance
                                                         What we each own individually,
                                                         belongs to the individual.
                                                         What you earnt prior to the marriage,
                                                         belongs to you.
                                                         What cash I have prior to the marriage,
                                                         belongs to me.
                                                         After being married,
                                                         I will require a personal allowance.
                                                         This should start at $300 AUS, or equivalent, a week.
                                                         This is because, this is what I'm receiving now.
                                                         Any change to this amount can be made as we go along,
                                                         when we re-evaluate the situation, based on needs.
                                                         There also needs to be an allowance for household needs,
                                                         which I can evaluate with you, in situ.
                                                         What you earn after getting married belongs to you.
                                                         What I earn after getting married belongs to me.
                                                         I think it is very important to keep our finances separate.
                                                     
                                                         If Bruce doesn't like this, it is just tough for him.

                                                         I suppose that you will want
                                                         to draw up legal documents to support this,
                                                         which I'm willing to sign
                                                         (after reading them, of course).



(This message is intended for Mel Gibson,
the Actor/Director/Producer/Screenwriter/Television Executive)

text (c) Katherine Stuart 2016

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